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Jack sighed and tapped the pencil against the clipboard.
He was having a hard time with the questions, just like the last 3 times he'd taken the test. So naturally his eyes drifted.
He scanned the room, eyes scanning for, naturally, women. Nothing there either. He'd never understood why women always needed to be size 0's and 1's. He needed something to look at, more than just a damn skeleton. None of them had any ass or chest to feast his hungry eyes upon.
Honestly with what he saw here, he'd rather finish the test!
Not to say these girls were unattractive, but his wandering eye wanted something either south or north of their flat stomachs to look at.
There in the corner though, now she had curves! Some obscenely inappropriate things popped into his head.
She caught his eye, they both blushed. The snooty blonde in the other corner giggled, obviously wondering what he saw in the other girl.
Ignoring her Jack scanned the pretty brunette again.
Finally a girl who looked like she wanted to get something to eat besides water!
Givi up on the test, he walked over to her.
He was having a hard time with the questions, just like the last 3 times he'd taken the test. So naturally his eyes drifted.
He scanned the room, eyes scanning for, naturally, women. Nothing there either. He'd never understood why women always needed to be size 0's and 1's. He needed something to look at, more than just a damn skeleton. None of them had any ass or chest to feast his hungry eyes upon.
Honestly with what he saw here, he'd rather finish the test!
Not to say these girls were unattractive, but his wandering eye wanted something either south or north of their flat stomachs to look at.
There in the corner though, now she had curves! Some obscenely inappropriate things popped into his head.
She caught his eye, they both blushed. The snooty blonde in the other corner giggled, obviously wondering what he saw in the other girl.
Ignoring her Jack scanned the pretty brunette again.
Finally a girl who looked like she wanted to get something to eat besides water!
Givi up on the test, he walked over to her.
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Maybe some people don't find skeletons attractive. Maybe you'd get asked out to dinner if you looked like you actually ate.Maybe people don't like looking at cardboard flatness.
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I hope there are guys like that. I can eat six slices of pizza in one sitting with room left for dessert. And I'm not overweight.
//shakes head
"Sexy" is overrated.
//shakes head
"Sexy" is overrated.